Kategori: Adam Sandler

Buddy

Buddy Moving Train]“Next stop! Coopersville!” [Two guys talking]“Hey Buddy”“Buddy!”“How was the bathroom Buddy, pretty gruesome?”“Buddy, I had to hold my breath Buddy!”“Eheh Buddy, don’t even tell me about it Buddy!”“Buddy I know.”“Buddy, M&M’s?”“Chocolate me, Buddy!… Tasty Buddy!”“Buddy definitely”“Hey get in on...

Mr. Spindel’s Phone Call

Mr. Spindel’s Phone Call [Phone Rings][Mr. Spindel picks it up]Mr Spindel: “Hullo!”Student: [Whispering] “Hey Mr. Spindel. How’s algebra class going?” [Chuckling]Mr Spindel: “Whut!?”Student: [Whispering] “You’re in for a big surprise tommorrow during 5th period!” [Chuckling]Mr Spindel: “Hey! Who is this!”[Student Hangs...

Cordurory Blues

Cordurory Blues When I was a boyThere was no limit to what I could eatShake after shake after shake after shakeFollowed by all kinds of red meatMetabolism runnin` around so fastMy body never gained to weightThat pissed off all my Momma`s...

Zittly Van Zittles

Zittly Van Zittles Well I had myself a girlfriendfor all most two whole years.We had ourselves no secrets,we had no fears.There was nothing we wouldn’t dowhen we were in the sack.She’d even pop the zit on my back. Well, one night...

Food Innuendo Guy

Food Innuendo Guy Ooooh yeahBaby, baby, baby, I wanna stew your tomatoBaby, baby, baby, I want to french fry your potatoBaby, baby, baby, won’t you pluck my grapesWon’t you peel my banana like a pack of wild apes?I’m your food innuendo...

The Cheerleader

The Cheerleader [Sound of pom-poms][Cheerleader: With annoying feminine voice]“Ok you guys, let’s hear some spirit!”[Performing cheer][Cheerleader:] “United, we are united.. We’ll be ’cause we’re theTigers, we’re out for vic-tor-y – Yeah!”[No response][Cheerleader:] “Come on you guys! I wanna hear you!”[Still no...