Kategori: Adam Sandler

Steve Polychronopolous

Steve Polychronopolous I’m a big fuckin’ dickI’m a pain in your assI drink all your beerI’ll eat the last sliceI’ll give you charley horsesI’ll pull your shorts down at the beachI always need a rideNobody likes me My name’s Steve Motherfucking...

My Little Chicken

My Little Chicken When I’m feeling downAnd feeling sadYou come aroundAnd make me gladI got youOh, my little chicken I love your feetI love your breastsI love the way you eat gravelTo help you digestOh, my little chicken People say you’re...

Fatty Mcgee

Fatty Mcgee M1: “Ms. Murphy is such a pain, man.”M2: “We just had a test a week ago. Now we gotta take another one tommorrow. This sucks!”M1: “And it counts for 80 percent of our grade.”M2: “Well we better study our...

Sweat Beatrice

Sweat Beatrice Hanging with my sweet amourShe came out with a lion’s roarYelling, “I’m going to the corner store,Be back at quarter to four”“Don’t slam your pinkies in the drawer”She can be like a maiden from the days of yoreHanging out...

Ode To My Car

Ode To My Car Here we go Piece of shit carI got a piece of shit carThat fuckin’ pile of shitNever gets me very far My car’s a big piece of shit‘Cause the shocks are fucking shotAnd my seatbelt’s fucking brokenI...

The Longest Pee

The Longest Pee Line of people talking]“Hey man, let me in there first”-“Go ahead man, take it easy”“Thanks, I really gotta pee” [Open door, close door][Unzip pants][Start pissin……….groaning….]“Oh man”[…..]“Ohhh yeah”[…..]“Ahhhh”[……Stop Briefly]“Ahh” [Start Pissing again..]“Oh man”[…]“Oh man”[…]“Oh Man”[…gets louder]“OH MAN”[…and louder]“OH MAN!!”[…as...

Red Hooded Sweatshirt

Red Hooded Sweatshirt My mom bought you when I was just 13,the brightest red sweatshirt I ever seen.She got an extra large so I wouldn’t grow out,“That’s too big for you!” the other kids would shout.But we stuck together, we didn’t...