Kategori: Adam Sandler

The Lonesome Kicker

The Lonesome Kicker Me, I’m the Lonesome KickerExtra points, field goals at your serviceOne might think it comes with gloryYou might think different after you listen to my story My helmet is equipped with a tiny face maskWhat it possibly could...

I’m So Wasted

I’m So Wasted Joe: “Hey pal! How ya doin?”M2: “I’m so wasted, man.”Joe: “Yeah, you are, oh ho ho!”M2: “Thanks man.”Joe: “It’s good party, huh?”M2: “Oh, it’s great man.”Joe: “Hey that’s some good acid, huh?”M2: “Oh, killer man.”Joe: “Hey, my pleasure.”M2:...

Bad Boyfriend

Bad Boyfriend Why don`t you pick up after your done?I`m not your slaveI`m not your motherI`m not your maidI mean I`ve got a life tooSo fuck you!Why can`t you be nicer to my friend?They`re gonna be here soonLast time they were...

The Chanukah Song (II)

The Chanukah Song (II) Put on your yarmulkaIts time for ChanukahSo much funnakaTo celebrate Chanukah Chanukah is the festival of lightsInstead of one day of presentsWe get eight crazy nights When you feel like the only kid in townWithout a Christmas...

Lunchlady Land

Lunchlady Land “This is a songuhh, about the high school experience”Sung through the eyes of the person, who more than anyone else puts young people on the right path…I’m not talking about the teachers, I’m not talking about the coaches, I’m...

The Buffoon And The Valedictorian

The Buffoon And The Valedictorian And now the buffoon’s date at the drive-in with the school’s valedictorian.” [Valedictorian:] “I really appreciate you’re asking me out.Most people are intimidated by my high academic achievement.” [Buffoon:] “This movie sucks shit!” [Valedictorian:] “Well, Ebel...

The Thanksgiving Song

The Thanksgiving Song “They wanna hear the thanksgiving song! All right..”“This is uhh, This is the Thanksgiving Song”“I hope you enjoy it.” [Starts playing]Love to eat turkeyLove to eat turkey Shout from Crowd: “I love you Adam!”Adam Sandler: “Ohhh, I love...

At The Mall

At The Mall Can You Pass The Beats Please?Here Ya GoThanksHey Mom, Guess What?I Got Invited To Party Tonight,And I’m Gunna Go If Thats Ok With YouNOOOOOO!!!Why Not Mom?Yeah, Why Mom, He Should GoIt’ll Be FunI’ll Get To Meet New PeopleTHEY’RE...