Kategori: Adam Sandler

The Peeper

The Peeper [singers:] The Peeper, The Peeper, whats goin’ through his head? woah! [Leaves rusteling] [Peeper:] Climin’ the tree. slowly. quietly. lookin’ for next branch. found it. got it. windo high. great view. settelin’ in. keepin’ it quiet. hidden. heart pounding...

Cool Guy 5

Cool Guy 5 [Sean pulling up in his car to a hooker] [GIRL #5:] Hey, honey.[SEAN:] S’up baby? Looking all smooth, standing on the corner at 3 in the morning and shit. You cold, baby? You want to use me as...

Joining The Cult

Joining The Cult [Sounds of Basketball being shot around][Sandler:] “Hey man, I’m joining a religious cult.”[Allen:] “Now, that’s ridiculous.”[Sandler:] “Well, I’m joining it, so you gotta sign up too.”[Allen:] “What are you talking about?”[Sandler:] “Hey, don’t fuck me on this, man,...