Kategori: Al Yankovic

Angry White Boy Polka

Angry White Boy Polka Cut my life into piecesThis is my last resortSuffocation, no breathingDon’t give a %[email protected]& if I cut my arm bleedingThis is my last resort ‘Cause I’m losing my sight, losing my mindWish somebody would tell me I’m...

Christmas At Ground Zero

Christmas At Ground Zero It’s Christmas at Ground ZeroThere’s music in the airThe sleigh bells are ringin’ and the carolers are singinWhile the air raid sirens blare It’s Christmas at Ground ZeroThe button has been pressedThe radio just let us knowThat...

Couch Potato

Couch Potato LookIf you hadOne shotTo sit on your lazy buttAnd watch all the TV you ever wantedUntil your brain turned to mushWould you go for it?Or just let it slip?Yo Remote is readyEyes wide, palms are sweatyThere’s Flintstones on the...

That Boy Could Dance

That Boy Could Dance We all used to call him Jimmy the GeekHe was a dumb lookin’ scrawny little four-eyed freakHe never used to hang around with the guysHe’d just sit in the corner attractin’ the fliesHe wasn’t much to look...

Midnight Star

Midnight Star I was waiting in the express lane with my twelve items or lessAt the checkout counter at the local grocery storeI was only passin’ byBut a paper caught my eyeAnd I learend a few things I mever knew before...

Callin’ In Sick

Callin’ In Sick Hit my snooze alarm for the twenty seventh timeJust don’t feel like goin’ to work – I think I’ll call my boss, then I’mGonna hack and cough and wheezeSwear I got some strange diseaseWhat’s that little twerp gonna...