The Longest Pee

The Longest Pee

Line of people talking]
“Hey man, let me in there first”
-“Go ahead man, take it easy”
“Thanks, I really gotta pee”

[Open door, close door]
[Unzip pants]
[Start pissin……….groaning….]
“Oh man”
[…..]
“Ohhh yeah”
[…..]
“Ahhhh”
[……Stop Briefly]
“Ahh”

[Start Pissing again..]
“Oh man”
[…]
“Oh man”
[…]
“Oh Man”
[…gets louder]
“OH MAN”
[…and louder]
“OH MAN!!”
[…as loud as a hose]
“OH MAN!!! OH..”
[…]
“Oh no!”
[…]

“Oh Man!”
[…slows down]
“ahhh”
[Stops]
“Ahhhhhh…There ya go”

[Fart! Starts pissing loudly again]
“Oh! OH MAN!”
[…]
“OH MY GOD!”

[Banging on the Door]
[Pissing slows down to dribble]
“I’ll be out in a minute!”
[…dribbling…]
“oh..oh my”
[Stops]
“oh…Oh thank God”

[Zips up pants]
[Pisses in pants]
“Awwww MAN!”

[People laughing]
-“Hey man, you pissed in your pants”
“I know”
-“So did I”
“I guess that makes us piss pals”
[Horrible annoying laughter]
[Rasberry]

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